thethinwhiteduke
thethinwhiteduke
thethinwhiteduke

He’s not fat, he’s bald. So bald no one will ever love him. Good thing he has a bottle. Sweet liquor eases the pain.

Go with god. You have my blessing, I just can’t anymore.

Go with god. You have my blessing, I just can’t anymore.

My man, I completely get what you’re putting down. I just couldn’t anymore. The people I saw wearing cargo shorts who were my age (late 40s) were tragic simulacrums of real humans. I had to get out.

My man, I completely get what you’re putting down. I just couldn’t anymore. The people I saw wearing cargo shorts

Then you did it wrong.

Crazy as fuck. And I completely get what he’s saying. Which is how I know it’s crazy as fuck.

My sister-in-law just got back from Sweden, and she reported that everyone had a fanny pack, and they were for sale pretty much everywhere. So this doesn’t surprise me in the least.

My sister-in-law just got back from Sweden, and she reported that everyone had a fanny pack, and they were for sale

This is a good life plan. I approve.

If Morpheus wears the Cowboy Curtis outfit in this, I will buy all the tickets.

Protect the Golden Tundra Jet with your lives! This is not a drill!!

It wasn’t a classic for me, but it was sweetly endearing in its way. Kinda. It had its moments? Ok, fine, I don’t really get the love for it either, but I’m an old.

The secret is that you stop after you grab the fifth page stuck to a tree. Be any greedier and that creepy 10th grader who always wears a raincoat and smells like BBQ corn nuts will get you. Or so I’ve heard.

Mat is Odin (and Loki). The rest is spot on.

I get it. You’re upset, and you have every right to be. But... can we let this go now and judge the game on its present merits, please? They’ve done everything they can to improve the experience at every junction, and I feel they deserve a break, if not actual credit for everything they’ve done since (the admittedly

These things are amazing and I love them, but they are static nightmares when used with artificial fabrics, so I recommend against using them for your workout gear (unless it’s cotton, which... I seriously doubt?).

These things are amazing and I love them, but they are static nightmares when used with artificial fabrics, so I

I... god. dammit. I would watch that movie.

Yup! Way back, in the days of my relative youth, a friend of mine joined us at the strip club. His shirt looked fine until he hit the blacklights. Instant Jackson Pollock homage. We still give him shit about it to this day.

If you’re not Top 500, play who you’re good at. Period. 

12% nerf on time to get ultimate will help with that.

thethinwhiteduchess and I just binged the first 2 seasons over a couple of weeks; it’s fantastic as a binge. I probably would have given up on it if I had had to wait a week between episodes that first season, though. It’s slow going at first. Absolutely worth it, in retrospect.

Can you get pregnant from responding to a “wide stance” in the neighboring stall?