Don Jr and Kushner are toast, and were always option A for sacrificial lambs. But I highly doubt “Big, strong boy” Eric and the daughter/wife will be offered up without a serious fight. (I’m going to assume he doesn’t even remember his other two demon-spawn.)

Elder abuse is a terrible thing to advocate for, but... why the hell did it have to be pasta?!

“Eww, it’s almost like it’s looking at me.”

I was 9 or 10, so Annie Potts freaked me out. Luke Skywalker and Corvettes (as I said, I was too young to know any better) were the draw. And not wanting to see Grease, at all costs.

I like you. You can stay.

I’m in. Where’s your zoo gonna be?

The pic with the kid is great and all, but seriously, movie poster guys:

I saw Jaws 3-D in theater. My grandma never let me choose the movie again. After that and Corvette Summer (twice!), I don’t fucking blame her.

No order of preference:

Hey, you’re just asking questions here.

At least until we’re sure. Wasn’t there a mass shooting at a summer camp in one of those “Why the fuck all there all these J’s in our words?!” countries?

I play against that guy at the Y all the time. Never misses a bank shot and a little too free with his elbows. But he makes up for his lack of vert with sweat... so much sweat.

I disagree with nothing you’ve stated here.

True. I feel better, thanks!

God damn it. I knew I was being an idiot, but this is beyond the pale.

Shit, I don’t get it. Sorry.

And wearing that shirt in Hillsboro is like wearing the Go Back to Africa shirt in Harlem. I cannot believe this motherfucker is still breathing.

Hillsboro has a very large Latinx population, so forget how rude this is- this kid has a deathwish. I’m shocked he made it this far without an “adjustment” or two being administered to him.

He is by all accounts a wonderful man. His THHE character... not so much, maybe.