Oooh! Nice!

How does “Kevin” relate to “Tomato”? ...to the Googles!!

I see your insight and raise you a “The Lottery was the friends we met along the way.”

Okay, you’re mad about Stoned Alone, but this gets a pass?

I’m here for it. Lighten up, Francis.

Yup, true on both accounts.

Fuck.

That cameo made me extremely happy as a teen. Good to see him getting work.

It sounds like the teller thought it was made out to a business? If they thought that, they shouldn’t/couldn’t/wouldn’t deposit it into a personal account. I would need to see the actual check to figure out what the original problem was (besides the blatant racism).

Close, but I’m getting more The Hills Have Eyes from this POS.

This guy was (probably) already going to be fired, but after reading that statement from HQ, he may have a hit put out on him; he messed with Dollar General’s side hustle of selling customer’s data.

Banana Man was the moment Twitch became real to me. The comedy, the pathos, the pure WTFery. It was a beautiful time to be alive.

I highly doubt Trump himself will suffer. Being President grants you a certain immunity from taking BIG big falls, to protect “The Flag”, but his children are fair game, and they’re just as bad as their pops at this whole “criminal mastermind” shit.

You’re good. You’re very very good.

I guess my thinking is that “the monster” doesn’t appear until the end, and is the weak link to what is up ‘til then a very good catastrophe movie.

Dusk til Dawn is the classic example cited.

“Targeted therapy” will never not be funny.

“Targeted therapy” will never not be funny.

They don’t need it, but they have it. The financials (money laundering for Russian oligarchs) alone would normally be enough to qualify, but I’m willing to bet there are a TON of “I have no idea what constitutes illegal activity” things Trump did unwittingly, and Russia for sure has a documented list.

Yep, I think you found the line where I start thinking, “How bad could Hell be, really?”

Huh. This is a good gimmick.