Unless you are the guy who has always taken one for the team and filled as a tank or healer. I can count on two hands the number of times- in almost two years of playing OW- that I have had to fill DPS in QP.

I think he wants to play with his toys. Nothing else. I would not be shocked if he has asked someone if he could have a uniform to wear for the parade with a couple of those silver stars and purple hearts on it.

To be fair, Ziggy’s brain hurt a lot.

Worth noting this is most likely an Academy signing- basically OWL’s minor leagues. She could get called up at any time, though.

She’s been playing DVa mainly for about a year now. And here’s a shock: she’s really, really good (I watch at least part of her OW Twitch stream every day). I’m really fascinated to see how she does in OWL- she’s a hard carry/ shot caller on ladder, so LAN and being just a cog in a team are going to be new to her.

I, too, am too old for this shit, but my kids aren’t, and they love Poppy.

It’s pretty filling, but so is Ensure, which is cheaper and doesn’t have the fuckboi stigma attached to it.

I considered all these things, except “Circus”. My soul is not yet dark enough to just assume that of my fellow man/ woman.

Bless you for asking. I’m old, and didn’t want to out myself as out of touch.

My wife and I have been through this more than a few times with our couple friends’ breakups.

“On Tiny Legs of Terror”

Dude got a PERFECT score on his “The cow says ‘____’.” test. Why would he be scared of some Feebs?

Robert Jordan (Wheel of Time) wrote some Conan. They could certainly dip into that, it was pretty good. There were other authors who did adequately with Conan as well. Shouldn’t be a problem, really.

Coconut Oil.

I had this issue yesterday.

I have zero doubts- Clyde always had good taste, and the money to indulge that taste.

Overwatch with color-blindness and lack of instant shape recognition sounds like a god-damned nightmare. I feel for you, OW is one of my favorite games of the 40+ years I’ve been gaming. It’s also my first console online FPS since a brief affair with the CoD games.

Yep, “Lake No-Negro... and Clyde” was how we always put it in the 90s. Place is the fucking worst.

William S Sessions. That name is burned in my brain: they showed a screen with his name and the government seal on the attract mode of arcade games all through the late 80s.

I’m 48, so “wisdom” is... iffy. I play a lot of Overwatch and can hear audible gasps when I tell my team how old I am, and I’ll bet most of them have Emergency Services cued up on their phones for my inevitable heart attack/ stroke during the game.