I am extremely old and have no issues with my hometown (which is as far from the rust belt as possible in every way), and I absolutely loved it.

Huh, you’re right. Good pull.

A remake should make the game look how you remember it. That’s the key. These games were limited, and look clunky as hell now. But our memory fills in the gaps.

I will keep it in mind, thanks! It’s been 25+ years, but I have been tempted with all the “mental reset” uses talked about recently.

I made the mistake of trying to eat while tripping exactly once. At college food service, I got a piece of prime rib, rare. And then stared at the bloody mess on my plate, totally grossed out. I put a napkin over it, and the blood seeped through with a disturbing speed, so bright, so red.

Ah, but his name is M&M because he loves M&Ms so much, always has a bag with him. And after he gets the bad acid, all M&Ms look like spiders to him. Forever.

And eyebrows. Because she sends guys to beat up Ponyboy from The Outsiders, and one of the brothers gets hurt defending him.

Let’s not forgot what she did to M&M in That Was Then, This Is Now. Poor bastard just wanted to get high, maybe eat some candy, and ended up permanently tripping on acid.

I still buy games, and my backlog is now officially shameful, but Overwatch.

Welcome back, Doc. You’ve been missed.

David Cage respected Ellen Page so much that he made a nude CGI model of her without her knowledge or (obviously) permission.

Hmm, I just finished Bound, Jazzpunk, and Night in the Woods this week, so I’ll probably finish The Fall and Oxenfree, maybe get started on the Life is Strange prequel.

I mean, it’s gotta be the noodles. I can’t believe this is even up for debate.

Interiority? <furious Googling> Interiority... huh. Okay then, carry on.

My first coach had no clue how to train keepers, no interest in learning, and had us do that fucking drill- with cones instead of a bench, and no water to cushion the fall- for an hour at a time, every practice.

“Hey, I don’t think that woman has accused you of sexual shenanigans yet. There’s one in every crowd, Benny-Boy.”

Animal Crossing, and I’d like it soon-ish. Please and thank you.

Jesus, just give us a kid-friendly chat system. I want to play Zelda on my WiiU, but my son won’t move his Minecraft playing to Switch until he can chat with all the other whiny, falsetto-voiced children of the world while he does it.

The Portland government has apologized on several occasions for Everclear.

Because that’s what happened to them when they were new to the team.