I feel like any answer to whatever it is you’re actually asking is not an answer you would accept.

Calm down internet tough guy.

Or, you know, drive the car like a normal human being, and not some dipshit.

There are very fine sandwiches on both sides

That ‘swirly thing’ is worn by every EFL, League 1 & 2 team this year in recognition of the league support for the mental health charity ‘MIND’ and is intended to help raise awareness about mental health issues.

Hmmm, I need to give you half a star but there’s no way to do so. 

What is this, a Panenka for ants?!?!?!?!

As Sun Tzu wrote in the Art of War: the best way to conquer the Carolina Reaper is not to eat it in the first place (or words to that effect).

Sure a boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything — it could even be a boat! And you know how much I’ve wanted a boat!

Yeah, pushback against practices with historical and sustained racist connotations is just “fragile feelings”

No. White washing is when studios cast white people. It has nothing to do with cosplay or halloween costumes. It is a winnable situation if you think first.

Hey: nah. Blackface is bad. Darkening your skin tone to alter your perceived race, even for cosplay, is bad.

The ticket can have as much fine print as it wants, and the player/team can learn whether or not a judge agrees.

We need to find a way to reverse the heartbeat. I’m working on an algorithm today! 

There may be no proof that it “extends” life, but, keeping mobile (by exercising) will certainly improve the quality of life that you do have, whatever time frame that may be.

I do not want to know what you think about a movie before I see it.

Young Tim Burton would have probably made a good sequel. Current Tim Burton would make an excruciatingly bad sequel.

Not every popular movie needs a sequel. Let Beetlejuice just be its own wonderful standalone self.

Go fuck yourself.

Cool, let’s see your sweet pull-ups bro