An auto-play video with sound?! How dare you lifehacker.

Daft Jordan Pickford hoying digs all owa

How do you know it's based on just one person's claim? And how many people need to corroborate before you are okay with a permanent ban? Seriously, what's the cutoff?

Hey! You also get fucked!

You say all that shit, like you want us to think you REALLY do your research, but you are willing to overpay for wheels you can barely stomach instead of buying aftermarket ones? Also, you are buying a dodge durango?

This comment... is wild to me

Speaking of wildly out of touch news....lol

Because it’s a car that gets them from point A to point B. Nothing more, nothing less. You can add some stuff after like roof rails as well.

Hey, video game makers (and hollywood execs), please stop it.

Stop looting Tolkien’s corpse for anything you can try and turn a profit on. I don’t care how good the pitch was, a Gollum prequel game is one of the dumbest, most creatively bankrupt ideas one could have, aside for turning Shelob into a sexy lady (got ‘em).

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“Jagged Little Pill was “Baby Shark” for mid-’90s angsty tween girls.”

Yes, we completely forgot about Dre beating Dee Barnes, despite the incident being routinely discussed as recently as a few years ago when Straight Outta Compton was released. As opposed to, you know, it not being particularly relevant to this story or discussion of this story. It’s a good thing that you're always…

Don’t leave us hanging! 

trying journeys through Chinese menus

Do we need to be here for this? 

Peak NCAA

Netflix’s movie selection is god-awful, too. It takes an eternity to sort through all the random Netflix Originals I’ve never heard of and then it’s just a bunch of dross. 

I first saw Airplane as a pretty young kid on VHS while visiting relatives. I got up super early the next day to watch the bouncing boobs scene over and over probably about 100 times. Aaaah, the mammaries.

Could be illegal depending on what US state you’re in. Also, HR can be pretty creative. I read this anecdote somewhere (can’t remember which site) and it was funny and went something like this:

as someone who was somewhat in that scene at one point in life....there is nothing worse than debating how punk something or someone is