If I was worried about my private business showing up in the news, I would probably stop posting it on social media rather than engaging in an elaborate sting operation to catch the culprit.

A lie travels around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes

Maybe he should have disguised it as a United States Treasury bond.

It’s not heretical to me. I’ve tried reading things before Age of Apocalypse and just can’t get very far. The generational dissonance is too great.

I know that this is heretical, but Golden and Silver Age comics are often pretty bad. (And yes, arguably the Krakoa thing is probably better categorized as Bronze Age, but whatever) Comics writing got significantly better as we moved from the late 90s into the 00s and into the 2010s. Some writers today fall back on…

Unlike his non-fictional account of a time traveling Samurai

 Are you also going to complain about the dinosaurs not having feathers?

If you’re making in 6 months what he makes in a game, congrats on being very rich!

I mean, they had a *ton* of 1-0 wins where they weren’t necessarily the better team and had Vardy score on a one-man counterattack, and a truly bizarre season league-wide where the 2nd-place team had 71 points, a total that doesn’t even get you near the top four most years. They did better than their opponents and…

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

assuming this is a genuine question, here’s a genuine answer.

yeah "tricked" 

The president doesn’t matter, the supreme court does.  I don’t care if the candidate is a sack of flour with a face drawn on it, as long as people vote it in and it nominates liberal judges.

No, the answer is a lot more simple and obvious:

I kinda prefer the two word form of “ass hole”.  Seems more emphatic somehow.

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

“Youse guys wanna play Stickball?”

The ump eating shit really completes the highlight. 

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

and with the other, Robert Kraft.