Yeah man, 17-inning baseball games with position players pitching and nobody running anything out anymore, that’s definitely better than a hard-fought draw.

Well go ahead and do an article on the data you wish you had, so you can compare it to the article Jalopnik did on the data they do have, and then we’ll see whose article is better.

About 98% of us hate the 2% that booed him. They can fuck off to Philly or something.  But sir, we have AT LEAST...*looks around and counts*...5 tall buildings downtown. We’re not Akron, or something.

You are kind of stupid.

Ironically, you will have seen it all before.

You know that scene in Groundhog Day where Bill Murray’s character is desperately trying to recreate a spontaneous snowball fight that had happened on one of his earlier ‘days’ .And just ended up running around ,fake laughing, trying to look excited but just looking terribly desperate . Well thats the VMAs.

Weird. That’s exactly how I fielded every ball in Little League and I could never catch one.

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

But will it be completed on schedule?

Forget the tats - why is his right hand so small?  Look at those sausage fingers!

BattleHawks is presumably a reference to Boeing’s large fighter aircraft factory there, which currently manufactures the F-15 Eagle (and the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet)

I think the tats are the least of this mural's problems.

So you’re saying he’s a Contact hitter

he was running into the wall for 10 seconds like RBI Baseball 

Stopped reading at “Pool Boys.”

That’s what I enjoy most about women’s soccer: the fans are happier. Watching the women’s World Cup was such a nice break from men’s soccer, and the on-pitch action is just as good. Is the agreement with ESPN just for ESPN+ or will these games be shown on television? If the latter, I’ll definitely be watching.

FYI, if they have an accent when they come back or ever say ‘I forget the word in English’, you’re legally allowed to bludgeon them with a hammer.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

“They need to hit guys the right way.”

I don’t understand. If armed jackasses can invade federal land in Oregon and just party it up and trash the place while getting off scot-free, why can’t the rest of us?