“Will you Grit N Grind with me forever and ever, babe?”

What is this article?? They’re screening the Nolan movies for the obvious reasons you stated, but in addition you’re overlooking that it’s a partnership with IMAX- it makes even more sense that they’re screening the trilogy that actually shot a tremendous amount of scenes on IMAX cameras, helping to popularize that…

Whoa! whoa! whoa! Get those facts out of here! Our President got opinions!!!

I’m surprised no one is mentioning The Children of Hurin in the comments, as it’s a fairly recently published Tolkien work (finished by his son, of course) and it takes place in The Second Age The First Age. It is an incredibly tragic story, and really shows the struggle of humanity during that time. Having read that…

Weirdly, despite being a huge Tolkien fan, I’m extremely uninterested in any of this, maybe because at the end of the day it’s just a big-budget fan-fic and most of it will end up being non-canonical.

If they don’t want to discuss the rumors, publicly back-patting themselves for having heard those rumors in the first place maybe isn’t the move!

something came back with him

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

Whoa. Drew’s “accident” and “hospitalization” were apparently just a cover story while he was in the Weapon X program. Bring on the berserker attacks!

“inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at Him and say, “We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage””

Highlight truther here.  Pretty sure it was his left shoulder.

sounds like you have NO cadillacs tbh

Title Nein!

No, but we can point out that you don’t have a sense of humor.

I feel like deciding that 90% of the people who disagree with you actually hold ulterior political motives that they aren’t voicing, but are instead using their opinion of a movie to signal to others their personal belief systems, is ex-fucking-actly what you spent the rest of your comment decrying

They tried to book Sisqo, but he canceled last week when he could no longer see that Thon.

I’d just pull a gun on them. It’s the only sensible response.

I can’t understand the 2nd life this terrible, terrible movie has had. the book is a smart, difficult examination of fascism and militarization of society, and the movie strips away all the nuance, thought, and complexity which made the story worthwhile. How anyone could miss the satire of most Verhoeven’s work is…