Good, good.  We’re all here to meet your GIF standards.

I haven’t watched much hockey, ever, but this seems pretty “hockey” to me.  I thought this was basically what you were signing up for when you play hockey.

Sometimes (no idea if this is the case here) you can get credit for like two days for every one served if you meet behavior standards, complete certain programs, etc

He did win the Super Bowl with them.  Also, if this is your take, you can see yourself out.

Fair, but for those of us who work in fields with skills that are a bit more nebulous (non-profits dealing with human beings) it isn’t always clear from a resume who is going to do well. It’s much more about “fit” and whether you have the kind of personality that can stand direct human contact for an entire day. When…

Someone who is good at their job can still get laid off if, say, the economy crashes or the company tanks.  And then what?  Your next gig will be way easier to find if you have a solid network of colleagues who not only know you do good work but actually LIKE you, because they got to know you as a person BEFORE you…

Wrap it in one of those copper wire sleeves

As anyone with a significant amount of chest hair would already understand, this would involve regular waxing of my entire torso (unless I just waxed my neckline, which, come on now).  I’m a married dad in my late 30s.  I think I’ll just stick with the t-shirts.

Nope, still crazy. I have a lot of chest hair. If I wear a v-neck and don’t button my top button (which only psychopaths do) then it looks like a skunk is trying to escape from my collar.  I think you’re focusing too much on the letter, as opposed to the spirit, of the law.

What?  Are you serious?  This is the craziest thing I’ve read on the internet in at least 20 minutes.

Counterpoint:  no it isn’t

I would submit that New Year’s Eve is the real holiday

uh, so do you

Can anyone produce any visual evidence of him actually using that stupid fucking pencil?

Counterpoint:  this is a letter based logo

he said as he sipped his Old Fashioned and glowered at his underlings

There are maybe three logos that I could doodle in the group. Also, the old Marlins logo was much, much cooler.

Maybe I’m a poor doodler, but what logos can really successfully be doodled by schoolchildren?  Seems like only letter-based logos, like KC or NY.  I think this logo is fine.  I think the jerseys are powerfully boring.  Just once I’d like to see a team go nuts on design and choose, like, banana yellow.

Can you please be present in all of the comment threads going forward

Maj. Applewhite Overcoat is my new name now.  I changed it.  Also I joined the Army.