Don’t worry everyone, I’ll handle this one:

Full disclosure - I don’t follow the NBA and I only clicked on this blog for the spicy beef stew.  I have no idea about the history of the league.  Does Michael Jordan still play?

But weren’t they in the relegation zone at the time?  I remember thinking it made a certain amount of coldhearted sense...

What’s the alternative to the salary cap though?  You’d wind up with some EPL shit where five or six teams permanently dominate until the Qataris buy a team.  Would you prefer that?

“oh my god he did the dishes, i’m going to fuck him” is not how most women think, imo

oh good the WELL ACTUALLY guy is already here

HEY DID YOU KNOW THIS ISN’T TRUE, THE SAINTS IN 2009 HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT

If you look closely that kid is actually following the play, until he turns to look at THE GROWN MAN WHO IS OBVIOUSLY ALREADY SCREAMING AT HIM, which causes him to miss the shot and, subsequently, get pushed to the ground.  As a dad:  man, fuck that guy.

Wait, HamNo covers boxing now?  Looking forward to reading about how unions will fix whatever is wrong with boxing

Look how cute Russel Wilson is, trying to get the older boys to play with him

They clearly handed him that t-shirt on his way up there.  Unless he wore a shirt to the game that said “Big Shot Jackpot,” which I guess he could have.

Good luck with the zoning

You’re right.  “Geez” was a bridge too far.

“Geez” was pretty harsh, I admit, but this is like sleeping through an earthquake and then waking up because the plaster dust from your collapsed house is tickling your nose

“Live long and sleep”?  How the FUCK is it not “sleep long and prosper”

THIS is what made you care?  Geez...

You’re right, I get that. The point I was trying to make was that articles like these always talk about the “affordable housing crisis” like it’s ubiquitous. But in lots of “second tier” cities there are plenty of options. To be a reading this in a Midwestern city, it’s just hard not to roll your eyes.

MOVE OUT OF FUCKING NEW YORK

Why the hell is there a bucket of candy in the dugout?  I don’t understand baseball.