Manatee
theterriblesealion
9/4/19
7:16 PM
17

“If you don’t support the LGBTQ community, you don’t support me. You don’t support my family and the people I love. So all you delusional and fake religious/self-righteous weirdos unfollow and unsubscribe.”

8/29/19
12:29 PM
6

My tolerance for liquor has gone way up, I’ve become a much better shot, and I have something to look forward to every morning when I check to see if the president has died yet.

8/29/19
9:06 AM
40

Every day is a fresh new hellscape from which there seems to be no escape and no way out, and just when you think the unimaginable horrors of the previous day are dead and gone, some new terrifying reality manifest itself. The rules of reality no longer have meaning, facts and truths are treated as enemies of reason,

8/23/19
12:28 PM
1

And not even ON your pal Panama’s list!!!

8/22/19
8:11 AM
2

Awww...behold the unwavering support of Contributing Editor Angela Helm, y’all.

8/21/19
10:43 PM
4

I don’t even know who Fiona is, but yes, my meal prepping did, unfortunately, suffer last weekend (and might again this weekend, since my editor is coming to town for a hang)—but I’ve revisited your post daily for organizational inspo, which will come in handy whether I’m eating carcasses or not!

8/21/19
8:17 PM
8

For me, at first, I was obsessing over weight loss that I was ignoring how I was feeling until I went to doctor and he gave me blood work results. He said “good news” something he’d never said before and told me that my numbers were down dramatically.

8/17/19
12:31 PM
3

I didn’t have to click on the article to know you’d written it just based on that damn headline. You deserve a Pulitzer for them.

8/14/19
9:10 PM
1

He can help guide Robert Kraft through the ins and outs of the American Criminal Justice system. The owners are desperate enough to give Mr. Carter half time and entertainment thinking this will bring the perceived enemy closer and trying to keep him under control. It’s like when America used to allow real elections

8/7/19
12:15 PM
7

Good list...but um...Missy Elliot? MC Lyte? I mean who rocks the party when the rain is on your window?