If you like duct tape, or just like laughing, watch more Red Green Show.

I have this same car with a black interior and a few more options (this one looks like it doesn’t have the headlight washers, based on the buttons below the stereo) and I love it.

You need Carolyn Petit.

That’s not a covered bridge! Those are termites holding hands!

“Other ground temperatures in the region included [...] 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit (37 degrees Celsius) in Saskylah”

This actually makes sense. The guy is a HUGE Munsters fan. Hell, he named a song after Grandpa Munster’s hotrod.

The hair thing at least makes sense. I started wearing a hat any time I’m going to be in a high traffic area around my hive after having a bee get suck in my hair and panic, and I have curly hair I keep cut pretty short.

Hi, I’d like to buy the NFT of that one-year history graph.

He could always bring in his brother Ray.

That’s actually a channel point redemption.

Sarah Polley wrote an essay about a meeting with Weinstein and it's about what you'd expect. But she's says she didn't feel like she needed to do anything for him because she had decided she didn't want to be an actor anymore. She's a very good director. Away From Her and The Stories We Tell are both good.

We have a new favorite vegetable, which is asparagus...

“Those cop shows on tv, they do it wrong every time... And it *pisses* me off!”

This perfectly describes my ‘16 Impreza wagon, too.

*Seventh* Bring It On movie? My god.

But they don’t make you agree in advance to pay $100k over ask to view the house.

“While the original Instagram post says both parties were arrested, WRAL reports that the Durham Police Department had no reports of fights at gas pumps.”

Plus, Michael Rappaport? Really? That’s who you’re going to throw in during your “can you believe they passed on this” rant?

Yeah alright. I'll star that. Why not.

You get hit with an old lady purse.