With crimefighting jugs?

Most shocking acceleration modes in Teslas you HAVE to try to believe;

hmm, wouldn’t it be great if you could take all these fractional pennies and deposit it in a bank account. it’s a rounding error for the companies, they’ll never miss it.

We can add Kei trucks to the growing list of things that have more rights than women in Texas.

he wasnt the only funkhauser tho

Or maybe he’s more racist than Trump. I’m pretty sure Trump wouldn’t openly express his racism if he thought it would cost him money.

Why would anyone be wondering?

I’m sure Dalton would have sage advice on the subject.

Everyone in the original knew exactly what kind of ridiculous film they were making and just went for it. And I’ll bet there’s no one in this version who can begin to match Sam Elliott’s contribution.

My guess is they were hoping he would be the Terry Funk of this version.

Stick with me here... The malice isn’t in the intent, but in the ignorance of the assumption.

Step 1: Obtain a 2 door of this, in orange, with the normal roof

I mean, it is called the Scat Pack.  I mean, I had to read that three times, and check that it wasn’t April 1st...

I love that clip where thee sheriff is giving the bad news in a happy way.  lol

The first thing that pops into my head when Richard Lewis is mentioned is him saying “It’s a good change. That’s a good change.”

He’s right about one thing, some of her albums have just zero tracks that aren’t that good. I wouldn’t say her entire discography is only bangers, but albums like 1989 and Red have to be picked over very closely before they find tracks that don’t hold up: they’re sort of masterpieces. 

Uh, Brandon Lee. Jason Lee is different guy and very much alive.

I wish you had put your #2 in a stand-alone post, so we could all upvote it.

That was invented by dads who really just wanted to concentrate on the road.

I’m so lucky that this is true for me.