I am 100% here for your avatar! For years that was my picture in the corporate directory at work. :)

Except for that one time he slipped past airport security to accost a girl waiting to get on a flight because she had the same name as his mom...

That’s outstanding!

I saw Emo once years ago. His opening act absolutely KILLED, and I remember thinking “Shit, poor Emo!” I did not need to worry.

Swap out “Windows Program Manager” for “Microsoft Store” and this is exactly what Windows 10 in S Mode does.

439 credits! Wow. And I thought Walter Brennan was in everything.

Know what else is owned by China? Grindr. You won’t see Republican politicians trying to ban that, though. Too many of them use it. (This is not a joke.)

Naaaah. It can be done. I have no HOA in my neighborhood. Ten minutes to downtown, fifteen to my office (not that I go there much anymore). And meth dens? Sheeee-it. This place is down the street from me:

I originally read that as “Caravan of Carnage: An Ewok Adventure” and now I’m sad that’s not a thing.

Edit: Grr. Typo.

This video needs more jump cuts.

Yeah. Sandra Oh was fantastic. Everything else was forgettable. It’s great to see her in lots of (much better) stuff now.

Most! They said most!! Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is such a great movie.

I’d forgotten about The Salton Sea. Thanks for bringing that up.

This is one of the greatest pieces of writing I’ve read in a long, long time.

Pfft. The distance someone would have to sit from a 75" screen to make 720p look good would require binoculars for viewing.

“At 720p, you don’t want screen that big.”

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Throwing a 75" screen at 720p? Eek. 

There’s a lot of “four people died of COVID-19 in a car accident today” and “guy shot in the back seven times died of COVID yesterday” floating around in Rightwingville. I don’t really understand it. Though I had an acquaintance of a friend try to convince me Coronavirus is a worldwide effort by globalists to destroy…

For whatever reason, in my mind I was thinking Richard, not Gene. Oh, the possibilities.

If you buy this chair, do you have to listen to really loud techno and pretend to be a robot? (Shoutouts to J.P. Eternal Death Slayer ruled.)

“The narrator, in either line-in-the-sand defiance to the singular ‘they’ or gross bigotry, settles on ‘it.’” 

It’s overrated.