“McIlroy stepped up to the tee on his first hole and proceeded to rip a drive way out of bounds, hitting a fan in the stomach and breaking her cell phone.”

Poor woman. Now what’s she going to do for the rest of the day? 

Well, at least they finally figured out “guy in a Sonic costume” wasn’t the right design.

“But I can’t see the future. Only the Three-Eyed Raven can, and he’s busy waiting for an ‘old friend.’”

Lynne Taylor-Corbett choreographed Footloose? That kind of blew my mind.

Jingle in the Jungle, of course.

AJ:

This is pretty esoteric, but my favorite was a corporate IM app. Between the horror that was Sametime 3.1 and the slightly reduced horror that was Sametime 7.5.1 there was a skunkworks program called Jennie Shotgun Utility that became IBM Community Tools (ICT). ICT was awesome. You could join groups, suppress inbound…

Pro tip: get a good TV and a wireless mouse and keyboard and keep doing your gaming from the sofa :)

I’m with you here. I hit my limit last season when he proved to be more or less incompetent time after time. By the end of the final episode, when Gavin told him (something like) “I’ll come after you. You have to know that” my reaction was “I hope Gavin wins.”

On behalf of snowboarders everywhere:

“Why does he have five plungers?”

“For different moods!”

I love that he uses a Chromebook :D

I loved my M7. Such a great phone, though it helped a lot that there was a strong third party development community around it. I’d upgraded the antenna firmware on mine and had Android 6 on it by the time I gave it up (shoutouts to Team Venom).

My mic was fine, but the camera did the purple screen thing. That was…

Does anyone at all want a remake of the The Crow? Would rather Brandon Lee / Eric Draven be left alone, really.

“On top of that, the Yoga 920's webcam is in the wrong damn place (below the screen), which means anyone on the other side of video call is going to get a great look at the bottom of your chin.”

This isn’t correct. I’m writing this on my Yoga 920 (though the UHD version) and it’s above the screen.

“many others are going absolutely wild for a scant second of Porg footage” is a sentence I’d have to type, check, recheck, and check again before hitting submit. Otherwise I’d screw that up for sure. 

Yeah. I’m hoping for a better story, but this looks like a retelling of Empire, like Force Awakens was a retelling of New Hope. Beginning to think that’s all Abrams can do.

No, see, Qyburn is gonna shout “Joor Zah Frul” first, then someone’s gonna shoot the dragon once it lands

Dear Nintendo:

Please make more than, like, seven of these f—king things this time, you bastards.

Luvya, thanks.

And keep your disco biscuit soundtrack at a low enough volume you can hear the environment around you!