It’s pretty much always funny when the ball gets stuck between the rim and the backboard. Is there anything that sarcastically says “Nice fucking shot” better than that? Never second guess posting it.

A View to a Kill is probably my favorite. Coincidentally, it was just on Starz last night. Grace Jones, Christopher Walken in his early 40s but looking at least a decade younger, and Roger Moore at the height of the cartoony Bond. Loved that movie when I was a kid, still love it now.

And Man with the Golden Gun...…

Trump: “We could do that. It’d be the greatest assassination by nanobots you’ve ever seen.”

This was a brilliant decision on the part of the filmmakers. (Also, I’d give you an extra star for your name if you weren’t such a liar :)

Quinn Snyder looks like he picked up 17 recruiting violations at Mizzou.

Quinn Snyder looks like he knows everyone assumed he’s been dead for years and were surprised to find out he’s alive, but unsurprised he’s in Utah.

Man... I had to pay ECPI to go to prom with me...

Yeah, I was wondering this, too. A “gritty” Aladdin reboot doesn’t sound all that appealing, but I gotta think that’s the direction Ritchie would take it.

Holy crap, those yokels look pretty much *exactly* like what comes to mind when I think “yokel.”

I loved Where in Time. The NES version came with a pocket abridged encyclopedia so you could look up key elements to get clues. It was so great. A very early “Wow, learning can be FUN!” moment.

Here’s hoping they manufacture more than six of them.

Every time I see TFA I think “The Fucking Article” (as in RTFA). It’s kind of fun.

M. Night Shyamalan movies don’t have as many compelling twists as this comment. It kept me entertained and awestruck by pivots until the end. Seriously, I cannot recommend this comment enough. Also, I love Tig, too, and your cat sounds adorable.

Shorter version: Buy United stock. It’ll go back up. There’s just not enough competition to have any real impact and the outrage will get refocused elsewhere soon enough, sadly.

This is a fun story, but the headline is ridiculous. Who the hell is Phil Mickelson going to hustle? It’s not like one of the most famous golfers in the world can sandbag it for a few holes and someone’s gonna go “Well, he’s the second largest earner in golf history, but.... Fuck it! I’ve got him! Let’s bet big!”

Let’s see:

Aw crap. Didn’t realize I’m gray here. Dammit.

My thought was hockey. Like game 5 of the Stanley Cup finals, series tied 2-2. Then finding out in the second intermission that someone called in and said in game 4 the officials missed an off-sides that resulted in a goal. So now that goal’s invalid and the team’s penalized another goal for posting the wrong score…

Between that and then cutting to a walker right after, I gotta wonder if she’s going to try to make an alliance with the Night King.

And that’s just the international orgies at the Epcot dorms.

I tried SO hard not to laugh, but I laughed anyway. I’m kind of ashamed. Well done.