The dude literally got a case of the vapors because he saw some signs that he didn’t like while traveling across the great state of Nebraska.

The stock market is driven by speculation. Therefore it is by definition "all made up". 

A company’s stock price is determined by whether people and machine learning algorithms that scan Twitter and the internet think that OTHER people and machine learning algorithms that scan Twitter and the internet are willing to pay more or less money for it.  

Were you not there when the Gamestop situation happened?

If that didn’t prove that the stock market is people dealing with percieved worth of a company, than I don’t know what does.

In September, an Illinois man died from the infection following a bat bite, though only after he turned down post-exposure treatment for an unknown reason.

The more you learn about the stock market, the more it’s clear that that shit is entirely fiction

The absolute best thing Metabook can do to increase adoption would be to get someone else, anyone else, to be the public face of the company.

Or a functioning olfactory nerve, even.

All you Anti-Cannies can take your grandmother’s home-made organic artisnal cranberry sauce made with love and a secret blend of spices and shove it up your asses. RIDGES FOREVER!!!

While I love the shredded hash browns that soak up the saucy cheddar cheese sour cream mixture, I want to throw it at the wall anytime someone makes it with sliced onions added. Completely different flavor profile, different texture and half the time the onions are barely cooked compared to the potatoes. I find it…

Controversial hot take: macaroni & cheese. Americans have 364 other days of the year to stuff their faces with mac & cheese, can’t we just leave it alone for one day and let some other foods get their time to shine?!

1st gear - Musk is doing a fancy pump and dump scheme. The whole “funding secured” line hes used is absolutely fraud when said funding has not been secured.

Give me that Suburban please.

As someone who spends at least a little time each week playing video games and watching porn, it does my heart good to know that I’m a disappointment to Josh Hawley.

“Responsibility is one of God’s greatest gifts to mankind, and men must be held responsible for their actions, except for rape. That’s totally the chick’s fault.” - Sen. Josh Hawley

Someone get this man a diner, drive -in, or dive, stat.

And the article calls out woodworking.

This is a solution looking for a problem if I have ever seen one. 

If this is intended for carpenters doing fine wood work. He might need to examine the market a little more carefully.