he was simply angelic in constantine:

I’m glad. Shia’s got his issues, but at heart he’s just the weird kid of some weird hippies. Leave him alone assholes!

because history is written by the victors, he’ll always be despised and no one will ever talk about any of the good things he did.

“An analysis by NPR found that between 2007 and 2015, 693 US citizens were detained in jails illegally at the request of immigration agents, and 818 citizens were held in detention centers.”

And they are exactly the kind of high skilled immigrants the GOP wants here. And after a decade on visa it would be nice if they could get permanent status (not a new issue but one that bugs me about work visas is often the workers after years of living here can’t get permanent status).

Good Lord, these people are SURGEONS. They are productive members of society. They are law-abiding residents who just want to live their lives. They HELP PEOPLE. WHY DO YOU WANT TO KICK THEM OUT?

Now you know why us Jews had to ban oysters. They made us downright libidinous.

Get me a first treatment of a succubus sentenced by Angel court to work at a TGI Friday’s, and to occasionally assist a priest who is an exorcist and paranormal investigator for the Church.

I was there and so shocked. You made me drop my monogrammed thermos. (Stomps off in a huff)

Your lapse in judgment has less to do with taking your female coworker right there on the table in a TGIFriday’s than it does with daring to order oysters at said TGIFridays.

This reminds me of a horrible “country” song about a married man who accidentally had an affair after he forgot to put on his wedding ring one evening. The mistake he made wasn’t getting naked with another chick, it was the forgetful moment when he left his ring at home.

Well shame on you for not recognizing that any woman who voluntarily leaves her home and her duties as a Ife an mother to work could​ only be an agent of Satan.

I was sympathetic to your plight until I got to the part where you and your sexbot disrespected the corndogs. You, sir, are a MONSTER.

The most disgusting part of this post is the concept of oysters from TGI Fridays.

Is this what I’m doing wrong?? I went to a work dinner with a male coworker and we spent the whole time discussing our research collaboration.... would my paper be more likely to be accepted if I had had sex with the coworker? What if he is a reallllly nice guy who kind of smells and has gross long nails? Do I still…

Seriously, dude - oysters, tacos, and corndogs?! You were asking for trouble. Why didn’t you just add green M&Ms to this hedonistic hash?

Stop, you’re making me hungry!

WAIT