I love how they’re like, “Try corn syrup! In everything! EVERY. THING. EAT MOAR CORN.”

Have you seen some of the WWI recipes from the US? They were trying to minimize the use of wheat, meat, fats and cane sugar and it’s a bit horrifying and hilarious to read now.

I find this sort of thing fascinating. And I am actually familiar with sprats! Never ate them, but knew they existed. 

Maybe they had thrown it in as a drunk design after too many glasses of wine then when they realized it was going to be produced whispered, “My god, what I have done.”

For real tho, the way they’re rubbing that boot makes me think that the Christmas themed boots definitely came.

4 easy payments of your soul! 

Or going to the thrift store and spraying glitter on booties and hot gluing whatever ornaments you can find at said thrift store.

Those shoes make me scared. A lot. I think they’re stalking me now.

Slovakian gal

Poor little trophy

Whoops! Teach me to read too quickly. 

Uncle Racist Drunk Grandpa Creepyhands needs a nap again. 

The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion http://www.prochoiceactionnetwork-canada.org/articles/anti-tales.shtml

If you haven’t read “The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion” it’s worth a read http://www.prochoiceactionnetwork-canada.org/articles/anti-tales.shtml

Happened to my aunt. 

No to mention sometimes the pregnancy has to be terminated for medical reasons. You still have to go to a clinic. People still yell at you and call you a whore. It’s horrifying. I’ve never seen my husband so upset. He almost punched a geriatric protester because they wouldn’t leave me alone. He pulled his arm back and…

My father walked in on a girl in a bathroom at a party in high school attempting to use a coat hanger. He said he’s been pro-choice since. Said no woman should feel like they need to try that.

I applaud your family for being so honest.

Not what I said, at all. But I’ve met people who make up facts that are scientifically unsound and claim them to be fact such as the fact that an abortion may cause breast cancer (it doesn’t). I’ve met people who claim a lot of bullshit and rely on shame rather then actually helping someone. I had a non-viable…

We can only pray that it is indeed sarcasm.