The estrogen did work! He stopped being sexually inappropriate as well.

It was 20 years ago, he’s dead.

we had a resident sexually assault another resident at a nursing home I worked at. Because he had alzheimer’s there was a ton of state paperwork and approval that was required before we could give him estrogen to prevent him from getting erections anymore. The state would rather we did that then give him any…

Accidental double post, please ignore.

If you, the person, bites it and it kills you- it’s poisonous.

I loves your memes.

Same. I find the “lol I’m beer” one rather hilarious.

Because I’m pedantic:

Pfft, no, that’s like an extra 50 bucks a month. I ain’t paying that.

Well, yeah, I mean they’d be SOL for many of us and it would have bounced but then who’s stuck with the overdrawn account as we try to explain this SNAFU to the bank?

Brought a whole (cooked) artichoke into work once and the number of people who stopped, stared, and asked “What the hell are you eating?” baffled me.

And yes, crap like this is why I’m happy I don’t do auto pay.

I know my family would have dived for cover if they’d seen me pick up a phone after opening a bill like that. I’m less then rationale when I see something that is that outrageous. They might even dive tackle me to confiscate the phone and have someone less prone to yelling and calling everyone twits call the electric…

Had someone making themselves vomit at the nursing home because she wanted to go to the hospital and “get attention.”

“WATER BOTTLE IN RECTUM, DOES THIS TO REDUCE ANXIETY”

I was cackling.

Interesting bit on the cards. I didn’t realize they were around outside of a museum.

Tell us more, oh wise one

I dislike thick or creamy drinks so I don’t drink nog. I will drink holiday spiced beers.

I hope they have more safety tips.