OMFG I had tried so hard to forget that fucking scene.

It’s so wrong but now I’m cracking the fuck up over ‘magic vagina.’

Right?!

“They all had a power that made them special and hers was screwing her friends.”

apparently, a 5 year old seductress?! WTF.

To quote Rick James, “Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”

you know I have to google it now, right?

I am super glad they aren’t featuring it in the film, as I don’t feel it’s necessary but I gotta confess to something: I was 12 when I first read IT and that scene didn’t bother me as much then as it does now. When I was 12, I shrugged and I was like ‘yeah, ok that makes sense if you think virginity is magic.’

I thought he was high AF on cocaine when he wrote it. Made sense to me (in that vein).

uh, what? she’s 7 month pregnant.

Excellent gif usage 10/10

I’m gonna type you a story whether you want to read it or not. Ha-HA!

oh dear sweet baby jesus everytime I see a pic of him shirtless I vomit a little.

Can we talk about the real crime here?

Excellent.

He gave an interview in which he blamed the shit load of cocaine he was on at the time.

Bro, I literally saw a LEO on twitter say the nurse needed to be retrained and learn how to obey an officer.

Excuse me?!

Exactly! We are the patient advocates, especially when they cannot speak for themselves.

Twitter literally shamed him into opening his church.