And all the people shitting on the owner when lo and behold, she had had a plan to evac and was told by officials to ‘shelter in place.’

My parents weren’t married and I had my mother’s last name as one of my 3 middle names.

It was “the vendors” fault. Sure, Aetna. Sure.

SAME!

I had an ex tell me he wanted an open relationship and I shrugged and said sure. he couldn’t find anyone willing to go near him and I constantly was getting hit on. He got furious and decided that I could only date other women. I rolled my eyes and then he saw I was talking to women. But they were “butch” and not…

Oh lord, I meant pitch, not bitch.

Let me see if I can do a bitch. Ahem:

Do you know what’s really frustrating? All they have to do is say they smell marijuana.

Like, if they really thought they had probable cause why not just take them both down to the station, get warrants and do a proper search in private. Why violate her rights like that?

Wait, if he accepts a pardon that means he is guilty. You can’t pardon an innocent person ( I thought).

I had a black coworker from London many years ago.

It’s obviously a vagina eating all white men.

My dumbfuck uncle kept posting the irish slave bullshit. So I flooded his FB feed with these links:

My thoughts.

That really sucks dick.

Or he might be seriously mentally ill.

I’m glad they’re highlighting ADAPT’s work. Great group of people. Lots of people do NOT realize just how much cutting Medicaid would affect people with disabilities. At the same time, many of the same people are like “they should be in institutions but we don’t want to pay for any of that” and then in another breathe…

Wild cherry 4 eva

OMG! Clearly Canadian! I miss it so much!

Oh man, my grandmother was so overly protective of her sons and grandsons. We actually had a cousin accused of stat rape and she constantly called the girl a lying bitch. Never mind a paternity test was positive. Like, what more proof do you need?!