“I’m so sad that little Tyler set fire to an orphanage! I can’t imagine he’d do that. Those nuns are lying bitches!” — some mother, some where.

There’s a little shit named Hunter next door to me. He keeps shooting arrows into my yard.

The mothers never want to believe that their child may have assaulted someone. She probably doesn’t think any of it is rape and that those girls deserved it, too.

OMG, right?! I have a friend who posted on FB that it “wasn’t fair she couldn’t get help because she really needed it unlike all these other people who were cheating the system.”

Yes, because it’s so fucking easy to just uproot and go to another country. Tell you what, I’ll happily leave-if you pay for it.

gateghazi-a-lago

I live in PA Dutch country. When someone says salad, they mean it has mayo in it. And yes, I’ve seen people add mayo to watergate salad.

If she was rolling for a fight you’d think she wouldn’t automatically start wailing when security took her down with a very nicely executed HWC grab. (We used HWC grabs in psych, they’re superior to other techniques in that they are likely to cause less harm to the person being taken down).

If I wrote headlines...

Nah, you just laughed about it with your buddies at the fire hall while drinking beer after you burned down someone’s house.

literacy tests to vote but not to cop!

I am such a man, that I pretend to be a dog.

Um.

That’s what flavored condoms are for...and learning how to put on condoms with your mouth.

OMG, that is perfect.

When I saw him say this, my blood ran cold. I know not all cops will take his words as a license to abuse, but enough will.

Just to see how it feels. ;)

YAY! My work here is done!

I know right?

Or cock.