Well, not necessary but it’ll sure get everyone’s attention.

well, let’s do it!

this gif is perfection.

And at midnight, they will kiss and reveal the TRUTH-that they’ve really been Kang and Kodos all along!

If they don’t say she’s lovely, she kicks a puppy. It’s blackmail.

Never trust people who smile that much and are pleasant all the time.

I’m beginning to wonder if her mind isn’t trapped in a parallel dimension.

Oh lord, you’re right. Thankfully i can wipe this gas up before my boss comes around...

Welp, I’m going to burn my computer and just start whittling a pointy stick. Then at least I’ll have something to stab at people.

Honestly, my cousin tried to (at about 7 months), however she wasn’t in her right mind during her pregnancy-well, more not in her right mind then usual. Her sister and mother made her aware that 1. it wasn’t an option in our state 2. it’s too late, no seriously, Ashley 3. We’ll be happy to adopt her.

I am incredibly sorry for your loss. I agree with you, 100%. This needs to be a private discussion between the families and the doctors, the government needs to stay the fuck out of it.

yep. It’s “great” growing up in Gettysburg and being told by your Dad that “white men can date black women, but you can’t date black men” cuz racism. Then not even 8 miles away we’ve got orchards full of “them damn spics” as my Grandfather would say.

we’ve all been there

Well, they *are* kosher...

We call it Pennsyltucky.

Mostly, but not all.

Ohhh, yes, that would be nice as well.

I vote for the corn.

NEW MOTTO

Their voices are telling me they’re huge fans of the Chucky doll. Huge. Just yuuuuge.