Please tell me you’re being sarcastic. I just can’t tell anymore.

or some bullshit new world order thang.

What’s that? You want Trump pics?

You know, medically, it’s inadvisable to just start drinking and not stop until the election is over (and possibly continue after that). But I really, really am thinking about it.

Those 41% inspired this image.

At this point in time, I’m fairly certain Donald could murder a puppy on live TV and then have sex with a goat and people would still support him.

But we don’t have a rape culture.

Finally! I can do my drunk crawl and claim it’s exercise.

It’s not a sodding business. These women are a bit over zealous, to say the least.

It truly is a thing of beauty.

But, but no one said it would be hard. *sniff*

I am sorry this happened to you.

he wants to be prez because of his ego (which is much bigger then his tiny hands)

totes right. Unless he comes out as having a vagina all along.

It’s where we eat a Bible every Tuesday for lunch.

yes. YES. I second this notion.

Yeah, i was like “I am looking at her. What’s your point.”

This animated golem of orange Hi-C shits past is an atrocity.

Hey now, MC Chris is nerdcore.

And there was that plane that flew into the pentagon, you know, in D.C.