"The all-digital future will always protect your purchases."

Truly these are blessed time when we can utter "Forget those big space games for a moment".

One part of me feels bad for those guys, but the on the other hand when you financially rely entirely on a platform that you no control or input in you're really putting all your eggs in a horribly woven basket.

Change it to "Kablam Field" and we can watch episodes of "Prometheus and Bob".

White people? IN SWEDEN?!

"Press Any Button" is becoming more and more common now, too.

Today in Crazy-Ambitious Kickstarters That Might Wind Up Costing Way Too Much And Getting Delayed But Hey They Sure Sound Cool, here's The Mandate, a game about space.

You called it, phunkydroid.

This after the less successful N.E.B.B.I.S.H. and S.C.H.M.U.C.K. missions were scrubbed.

I haven't enjoyed a game in The Legend of Zelda franchise this much in more than 20 years.

You mean F'sta.

Not to nitpick, Sean, but it looks like she used a marker.

After hanging up with the troll's mother, Trautwig resumed his periodic table study with the flashcard labeled "Biron."

You guys are in the unfortunate position of coming in at the tail end of a neat thing. And it's especially bad, because it seems like you're just a few pieces away from getting it back to where it needs to be - be it the ninja or whatever - but you're really not.

Hey, Al Trautwig - you're a motherfucking no-good, cunt-ass, waste-of-flesh bitch, not even worth the air in your rapidly-failing lungs or the water (very temporarily) in your goddamn sieve of an old-man bladder.

Meanwhile, Gary Bettman continues to line his thighs with thumbtacks.

Fair enough, Dom, but I think it's inaccurate to refer to this one as a Maxim.

There's a difference between using the same format you've used before and using the same format you've used before.

Jesus. Who pissed in your toastmilk this morning?

This is pretty fresh, you ever consider taking this material on the road, sinbad?