Yeah, but with one caveat: bowls 31-35 actually mean something to the crummy mid majors that play in them, unlike the 25 or so bowls above it which feature good teams with disappointing records.

Can't win 'em all, I guess.

Question #1: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shart:_Th…

He is definitely the biggest diamond bag in the NBA.

What!? But how can you say that when you guys have Rahm Emaneul!

Hey, um...this is going to sound a little, unorthodox, but, do you ever have any sort of .... fantasies?

I got followed by Burenko once, but that only made me pre-approved for foodspin articles. I just have no idea.

Derrick Rose Tweaks A Hammy

Are you kidding me she's totally famous

I think so? But only if that person is approved themselves. And those people that approved them have to be approved, ending with, I think, the Deadspin staff.

I'm questioning everything now...

Nope, not gonna do it. Also, did you mean "Ouija board" in your last post? I mean, what you actually wrote is way better, but I'm just wonderin'.

Why, oh why did I laugh.

I'll never understand why they don't just lateral it to the DB. It's almost like a touchdown is a rare badge of honor for defensive linemen!

I think I remember them explaining it when they first adopted kinja? I was lurking then too. But mainly I remember them yelling shit like "DON'T YOU DARE USE THIS THREAD ABOUT THE NEW COMMENTING SYSTEM TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NEW COMMENTING SYSTEM."

210 Elizabeth Street, Fourth Floor, New York, NY, 10012.

That's a real stretch.

Man, I'm just playing too.

Is today "Completely change your post after TheSpecialMan recs it" day? Jeez.

I make a point of commenting before I actually read the article or play the video. If you're referencing something specific, get back to me on Wednesday.