I'm glad someone gets it.

Huh. I did not know that.

I'm saving this and turning it into an image macro.

Holy shit, that is an obscure reference.

Then he needs surgery. Passing a stone hurts enough without having it spiral through your urethra.

If a bullet, or, as it were, a stream of piss, were expelled from a cannon, or, as it were, a big penis, with the same force as found in a handgun, or, as it were, a small penis, then the bullet, or, as it were, stream of piss, would have a smaller barrel velocity.

Sorry, what? I got up from my computer for a few hours but couldn't remember why.

Okay, this made me laugh.

Totally untrue. If anything, passing through a longer shaft is going to slow down the stream due to friction, making it easier to just stand over the toilet and piss normally, without pushing down your penis or leaning over. Even if it didn't, the velocity of the stream would be the same. Don't you remember your…

That he has a three inch erection is beside the point. It's the angle of your erection relative to your body that matters.

From Whitlock's latest column:

I don't have that problem.

I don't get it.

Man, remember Union Arena back in the late 90s? That was the shit.

Wait...

Brett Favre: [wakes up]

"The what-now beat whom?"

[Tracy Porter intercepts sigh]

Shit. Notice there's a loose correlation in the graph with votes in the electoral college.

"You're double-fucked."