Hey now, don't go putting words in people's mouths.

I don't see what the big deal is about saying that "your sister ... loves me" and that you are "going to ... her without...[crying] in her [car]."

Shit, did my post disappear? Oh well, I'm sure it was some sort of glitch on the server end, let me re-post it:

California High School Under Attack For Its "Arab" Mascot; Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant Denies Responsibility

Look it up, stupid: Arabs do not enjoy being portrayed as looking like the illegitimate love child of James Lipton and Vincent Price.

Once again Deadspin is making mountains out of molehills. This school sends a portion of the proceeds of its annual alumni raffle to the PLO and has an exchange program with a school district in Yemen. The world history classes at this high school place special emphasis on the contributions of the Arab world in the…

Lot of quality football on tonight, and Redskins-Vikings too.

When Hayes got to the locker room after the game, there was this mirror there that just wouldn't stop looking at him funny.

"You're belaboring the point!"

What they ought to do is combine the American and Canadian football rulebooks and have an annual game in the offseason between Canada and the US, similar to how Australia and Ireland play each other in International Rules football.

With celebrity judges Zenedine Zidane, Patrick Roy, and everyone's favorite odd couple, Joe Kapp and Angelo Mosca!

She agreed that she liked what he did! Compleet nonstory..She probably told Richie to rub his junk on her so she could get pregnint, just another gravedigger looking for money!!

What self-respecting kid wants to watch a bunch of never-weres shimmy and shake in colorful outfits when they could be watching the Wiggles?

He already had a movie, where he was portrayed by Steve Martin.

Except he wanted her to gobble up his white balls.

Jesus, all Incognito wanted to do was nail some thirty-something. Are we going to crucify him now, because he got sold out by some Judas of a local television station? All you doubting Thomases should know Incognito's passion for this sort of stuff. That's it, I'm washing my hands of this site.

Still, while Howard being Howardesque is nothing on its own, it's a good pretext to point the uninitiated to a few terrible fights involving celebrity athletes who had absolutely no business fighting and yet inexplicably did anyway.

[edit] The guy in the middle can drive his car through a rich neighborhood without being stopped by the police.

Honest question: is this letter a public document, or did someone leak it?

Actually, I take this back. This was not an unreasonable article. It's long and has a rather loose structure, but it's not unreasonable. But that only makes me wonder all the more how she could write a book with a title that looks like it was run through a postmodernist jargon randomizer.