Oh...my GOD.

Actually I'm in Florida, so good luck coming up with jokes about where I live!

you win.

Just out of curiosity, which poster's comments taste the best?

I think you mean 1986. Unless you're talking about Apollo 1?

Not if you lived in Detroit, you wouldn't.

You called Russia "the country that [is oppressive]," implying that Russia is somehow distinguished and unique in this. It's not. The particular forms of oppression in Russia might be unique or at least unusual, but if anything, these same sorts of politically retrograde policies and sentiments are being whipped up…

Does he drive a ... *snicker* ... Toyota Korolev?

If they're trying to raise cancer awareness among youth audiences, Tom Green already put out a movie dealing with this very serious issue.

Try "Al Roker poop." It brings up this:

If wanting Matt Lauer and Al Roker to get fingered in their buttholes live on national television is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[edit: nvm]

Oh, right. Russia. The country that likes to smear queers and which sends people to Siberian prison camps for playing music. Yeah, let's all kick it at Russia's party and pretend nothing's wrong.

Whether or not something is still "a thing" is a state of mind.

I was only half-kidding. It is a Serious Issue.

oh, okay. You had me worried for a little bit.

Something to do with halfbacks?

Well, that would do it, but I meant more in the "the government is building a database that can hold the entire internet a hundred times over" sense.

Hey Maloik, before you go, I've been wondering: are you a Shakespeare scholar, or are you just some sort of savant?