If it's any consolation, you were probably being monitored even before all of that.

Now, this is an absurdity, and must've been even in its day. Who the hell leads the league in both interceptions and passing yards during his career?

Yeah, I guess to ask the question is to answer it.

Meh.

You all think that I'm joking, but I'm not.

Of course there's more to this than meets the eye. Otherwise his black teammates wouldn't be defending him.

That is terrible, but this quote right here from the article:

I didn't know Drake provided the music for cut scenes for NES fighting games.

Hm. I'm glad that "klansman123" apparently enjoyed my crack about Kiko Alonso.

This would be a decent point except we already have the context where Martin took the sum total of his remarks so poorly that he threw his lunch to the floor, left the team and lodged a complaint of harrassment.

"Occupy Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd!"
-Richie Incognito

Incognito called Martin a "half-nigger," and said that he would "shit in [his] mouth." Nobody disputes this.

Is this an Avatar joke? I think it's an Avatar joke.

Jonathan Martin?

It baffles me that anyone in the Dolphins' locker room, or anyone who ever shared the locker room with Incognito, is defending him, especially if they're black. It's not even a "I don't know how that all happened, he was always so nice to me" sort of defense, or an "I categorically dispute these claims about him" sort…

Didn't know that Louis Wain was an NHL rookie. And alive.

Technically, he would be earning an undefined amount of money.

"Who's Kiko Alonso?"

• The NCAA is, at least ostensibly, a non-profit organization.

Serious question: having never played GTA before, do you ever actually purchase a vehicle, or is literally everything stolen?