No, don't worry about it. Worse things have been said on the internet.

I know a bass player!

That's the spirit!

So, what, you like to listen to musicians with last names that sound like Roald Dahl characters?

Sure, but googling Jaco Pastorius is the best decision you'll make all day. So there's that.

Well, I hope that <candidate> wins! Long live <political ideology>!

Was that the one where he shamelessly slandered people of Samoan descent as being face-painting savages, before randomly changing the subject to cookies?

Maybe best rock bass player, but the title of best bass player period goes to Jaco Pastorius.

Wow, what? It was a joke, wherein I stated a premise, then chipped away at that premise, leaving little to nothing behind.

It was too covered...

New York?

Not quite, but the only albums that can compare were put out by contemporaries of The Who.

It's funny how you bring up sex appeal in relation to this video. It sounds very similar to "sax appeal!"

Goodness, that man in the back sure is having a dandy of a time.

Maybe I'm reaching, but Victor Oladipo's ugly mug isn't the highlight of that video.

I read that as "Michele Bachmann Oh God."

My understanding is that crews of military aircraft are superstitious about that sort of thing.

+1 millennium in purgatory.

Eddie Vedder Is Mad At Those "Fuckers" In OKC For Stealing The Sonics. Also, Let's Watch Him Fall Down Over And Over Again