About 160 degrees.

The TV is on the game and I am in the same room but I am sitting on the sofa at an angle whereby my body is pointed away from the television.

The welfare thing is what gets me the most. Yes, let's start drug-testing food stamp recipients, because if you do drugs, then you and your dependents deserve to starve.

I believe those are called "rockin-hard pecs."

All in all, it's a very mealy-mouthed piece where he plays his cards very close to his chest. But occasionally his real agenda comes out in such comments as this, where he blames Dez Bryant's personality on the following:

In 2571 in the heap of crushed stone among the ruins of that not determined turn blue planet it was found video cassette. The fact that you intend to see, has to it no relation.

This is completely different record.

Never posted in DUAN before. Are we allowed to talk sports or is this more of a general chat thing?

Man, LeVar Burton really let himself go.

It's funny because then Ortiz would have died in front of thousands of people, both in person and on television!

This was an old one, before Lisa got breast cancer. Even still, the setup was pretty bleak: Les cracks a joke about how his students remind him of marines on the shores of Omaha beach, to which the coach guy says "there aren't any beaches in Omaha."

I haven't heard the name Funky Winkerbean since my childhood

It's about to get worse: I am fairly certain that I copied this joke from an old Funky Winkerbean strip.

Peavy then stated his intentions to drive the boat to Nebraska, in order to "follow in the footsteps of the heroes of Omaha Beach."

Somebody needs to lay off the the Nyquil.

More like from crying tears of laughter to the cops showing up at my door.

Holy shit, the announcer makes it funnier by like two orders of magnitude.

Nothing funny to say here. I just wish John Fox the best, and I am praying that he learns to pace himself before it's too late. Head football coach is a stressful enough job; he doesn't need to add to it by working as a mascot on the side.

I still go to the site and press the "rando" button like 3 times a week. It's gotten so where I can tell what sbemail I'm watching just by the little song Strong Bad sings at the beginning. I think I need help.

Actually, the sbemail song for that particular one was "Oh, here comes little email with a gun in his hand."