"Look at ladies, here comes the Ryan clan."

[Aaron Hernandez joke, wherein offensive production is equated with criminal offenses, for humorous results]

On the off-chance that you're serious, or that other people are wondering the same thing unironically:

lol that was you?

Have you just been desperately trying to fit that in somewhere?

"Fuck you if you didn't cry when Aeris died in Final Fantasy VII."

I'm very sorry that I don't like somethingawful.

Well, if the New York Post said it, then it must be true!

I can't believe that guy went to his Halloween party with a big piece of shit attached to himself.

If they're trying to buy the Steinbrenners' way out of purgatory, they're too late. I'm pretty sure the Catholic Church put a stop to that in like, Vatican II.

My initial thoughts based off this shitty watercolor is that the judge and prosecutor look like they haven't been fucked in a decade.

That must be how he comes up with such realistic, believable crime dramas!

The newest Dragonball manga has really fallen off a cliff.

Oh, okay. I don't mean to condescend, but I grew up in Dallas and was not even aware of the Dallas Cup until years after I started watching MLS. Of course, it does not help that it was being played in Frisco by that time.

I read this as "idiot sportscaster."

lol at someone in the Deadspin comments section throwing internet pecking order around

Did you seriously just link to subscription 4chan, as though we all have already paid for accounts and can read it?

Wow, this was definitely the best professional football game since, like, Tuesday.

72. TULANE (6-2). Holy shit, Tulane is going to a bowl game. Saturday's win over Tulsa moved the Green Wave to 4-0 in Conference USA, and to six wins overall for the first time since 2002, when the quarterback was soon-to-be first-rounder J.P. Losman. The starting QB this year is Nick Montana, who (despite his last…

Honest question: Do people actually go to the Dallas Cup? Like, is that a thing?