It's almost like Alabama schools are substandard or something.

This time, McClain drives. He misses a freeway entrance, then pulls into the wrong lane of traffic, hoping to hop a curb. He seems to recognize quickly that this is a poor decision. He stops hard, then reverses into an intersection in the middle of traffic. Maze jokes that he wants to live to see his son that night.…

I'm beginning to suspect that Greg Schiano might not be the most reputable person in the NFL.

Agreed. They should use football rules instead. Then, whoever wins the football game, wins the soccer game.

In the last picture, one of them is clearly dressed as some sort of pervy asshole with ridiculous looking facial hair. The other one is clearly Groucho Marx with a brown toupee, for some reason.

Sorry guys, it seems that there was some sort of rift in the space-time continuum that may have resulted in multiple timelines becoming briefly merged with our own, including one mirror universe that is exactly like our own. That is definitely what accounted for any unusual recent posts and not me double-posting and…

New York, now that's a place name I haven't heard in over 300 temporal units. It was a city on Earth, before a gamma-ray burst sterilized the surface of the planet and forced us to live in underground cities on the far side of the moon, yes?

"He's only 27 years old, but already an 11-year veteran of MLS. That's what happens when you get drafted at age 16, as Gaven was by the MetroStars in 2003."

"He's only 27 years old, but already an 11-year veteran of MLS. That's what happens when you get drafted at age 16, as Gaven was by the MetroStars in 2003."

"He's only 27 years old, but already an 11-year veteran of MLS. That's what happens when you get drafted at age 16, as Gaven was by the MetroStars in 2003."

"He's only 27 years old, but already an 11-year veteran of MLS. That's what happens when you get drafted at age 16, as Gaven was by the MetroStars in 2003."

That the Chiefs are following the trail from worst to first has reduced me to being very sad.

Inclined to agree, especially since many of his barbs against the NFL find their mark.

Disclaimer: Before Republicans start recommending this post, as they apparently did in my post on Dez Bryant and the one on Albert Haynesworth before that: I am not agreeing with your asinine viewpoint that slavery and/or Jim Crow was overblown and at any rate it's not like its effects linger on today and oh by the…

In his blistering, deeply moving Grantland essay about 12 Years A Slave, Wesley Morris lays waste to decades of white-guilt piety in films about racism and slavery—A Time To Kill, Cry Freedom, Glory—in a single sentence: "They've been appeals to white audiences by white characters talking to other white characters…

I feel like this point has to be made: Is DeMarcus Ware a racist for so obviously taking exception to Dez Bryant's behavior?

White people are the fucking worst.

Technically he was shot down in enemy territory, not abducted.

He is now a multi-millionaire, though no one is quite sure how much he's worth or how, exactly, he came to his fortune.