In related news, Carl's Jr has signed on as a sponsor for the 2014 World Cup.

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Bananas Fake Extra Point; Features Holder Hopping Around Like A Monkey

You're both wrong. They were having a philosophical argument about the implications of their semi-feudal form of government presiding over a modern industrial economy, and the impact Kuwait's extensive economic ties to the wider global economy would have on its provincial and repressive political system.

Q:What does the Middle East and a high school in Middle America have in common?

I hope he returns that mannequin to Macy's before they miss it.

Exactly. He looked out for himself and nobody else. Why is that worthy of a pat on the back?

That's a lot of words you put into his mouth.

You know what? More power to Albert Haynesworth. Football is a vicious game that, as Chris Cooley points out, offers its players very little in the way of financial or career stability. So Haynesworth decided that he was going to take his money and run instead of playing hard enough to eventually become the kind of…

Okay, sure, let's ignore the fact that his dud of a season, combined with the revelation that he was playing like shit on purpose, will likely lead to owners being more reticent to give other players, many of whom do not play like shit on purpose, a front-loaded contract, and that if more people thought the way Albert…

People who are angry at you for supposedly taking up for the owners are missing the point: fuck the owners AND Albert Haynesworth, for the simple reason that they both get tons and tons of money to sit on their asses. Quit acting like Haynesworth is engaging in some sort of class-conscious work slowdown here.

Not a chance. You'd have to pay me to wear a Pouncey hat.

I don't/doing understand/stood the/that question(s). It is/was hard to read/ing.

I have to admit, although the concepts are similar, I thought this was more tasteful than Greg Oden's Guinness commercial.

Seriously. Way to pander to the jingoists-who-get-pissed-when-flags-aren't-disposed-of-properly crowd, Deadspin. Fuck some retired jarhead officer getting his panties in a bunch because some guy only spent FOUR YEARS in the military, he's got to EARN the right to wear them blues by spending at least two decades…

So let me get this straight: turning a dude's face into hamburger meat over the course of 30 minutes is dangerous for them?

Wow, he sure is making the most of his limited natural ability!

Partly because they're a laughingstock, partly because they hired a fascist as their head coach.

HAR HAR CUZ THE SOCCER amirite

Personally, I root for whatever teams happen to employ USMNT members, Sunderland aside (obviously), plus Celtic on rare occasions. Also, at the risk of appearing as a hipster douchebag, I like AFC Wimbledon simply because they're a cool story.