Nah, next week isn't Evil Week ;)

What am I missing?

If you are just using it as a home media hub, why would you need the a newly updated version?

That's your fault.

"our coverage is for me to show and for Delly to go under me and we just didn't get the call right at the time."

This is more useful to me:

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

More to the point, this is all done programatically anyway and it seems pretty unlikely to me that your camera has a better method of removing noise a photo than Photoshop does.

Reality vs perception. Ikea is not cheap, nor is it cheaply made. Try again.

What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

The landlord offered me a price of 1500 a month. I asked for 1400. He said no. I pay 1500 a month.

Fitzpatrick: I'm not a man of many words! I hate pleonasm, despise verbosity, and detest loquaciousness! I'm not going to practice circumlocution here, fellows, nor try to pass off some periphrasis as hortatory rhetoric! No! All the vainglory and speechifying—I'll leave that to others! What I want to say is LET'S GET…

Calling BS. No-one who lived a day in Philly would be caught using the word 'Bravo'.

Gizmodo has always been a bunch of boxed wine fanboys. Wish we could get some objective alcohol journalism around here.

Typical Gizmodo. Nestled right in Big Boxed Wine's pocket.

So I'm assuming every time Mugluk sees you, he starts doing an performance of the YMCA dance?

The ESPN commentator was wrong. Reveille is always female.

Aggies must be slipping. Back in the good ole days, that cadet would've drawn a saber.

When I was a Creative for Apple, launch days were the worst. There was no need for software trainers on launch day. They'd have us set up new phones, get stuff transferred from old ones, etc. But the main reason was to have us do iOS training sessions, which by this point, everyone already knows. But since they have…