Sounds like BiteSMS is still really needed. I have no idea why Apple didn't just copy BiteSMS completely like they have with so many other jailbroken tweaks/apps.

Defence is an alternate spelling. First rule of being a pedant is you have to know what you're talking about.

My bad, spelled it wrong, must mean Manziel is an elite quarterback

I guess you're stuck with him all day.

don't know who decided deadspin dot com was the depository for bestiality posts, but thank you.

For fuck snakes

To steal what someone else said on another message board: Technically, suicide is a selfish act. However, people who are clinically depressed to the point where they're seriously considering suicide aren't capable of thinking rationally about such things.

Also a distraction: ESPN's TV cameras

This is a weird approach to trolling humor. You realize that I know what my wife looks like and you don't, right? I think there are better angles for you to take here.

Yeah, you're right, that's bullshit... Like when they used CGI in the Matrix, the bullet-time scene from was done via blatent cheating and therefore it doesn't count as real entertainement. They should have shot Keanu Reeves for real.

There's 80 million children in this country, assuming the number kidnapped by strangers hasn't significantly changed the odds are closer to 1 in 400,000.

Agreed, I can't find the statistics right now. But from what I remember, its actually a lot lower then it was, and the kidnapper is still many times more likely to be someone you know then a stranger.

Statistics show that crime has dropped to levels we haven't seen since the 60s. Even though we're flooded with Amber Alerts and Sex Offender lists, only a tiny fraction of kidnappings are what we think of as a traditional kidnapping (stranger abducting the child to harm them). I recall someone crunching the numbers…

My 7 year old walked to First Grade alone when he was 6 and will do so to again this year. Both my 7 and 4 year old play outside in the front yard unattended with other neighborhood kids of the same age. They both know how to cross the street and are allowed to do so until dark. I'm lucky enough to live in a…

After reaching first base, Pujols fired an imaginary arrow at Hamilton, which struck him in the chest and put him on the 60 day DL

"Does the Dutch version start every game by introducing the teams' players as they look toward the camera while crossing their arms? That's a clever part of ESPN's coverage I would really miss."

I am glad your mileage varied from mine. When I went on there it seemed full of dead accounts and the people who did reach out rarely responded.

came here for $250.00 MBA, left disappointed

Nice. Use those view angle to your advantage!

Whoever decided to use 100.1 IP for Randy Wilson instead of 100 IP is a total dick.