Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…
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So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.
Come on, we all know black people don't play hockey...
It's 10 years since the last one came out, and people are still bitching about them?
To be fair, she isn't a professional writer, she's a therapist. I guess you're technically correct.
Dammit, Kyle, what the hell. Totally uncalled for, and not even remotely funny. Would it kill you to put a NSFW tag at the top?
No he wasn't, he's John McClane with a lightsaber. Even the worse of Stackpole's characters were better then him.
A lot of comments I've seen on other sites about this seem to be telling the woman to lighten up and that it wasn't a big deal — but when you pay for food and drinks and some people who weren't even invited come in and have that food and those drinks, you're paying for them. These people knew they weren't invited to…
To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.
Yeah. That's it. I guess I'll just forget that the entire Gawker Network has increased its GIF spamming exponentially over the past few months. I'll also forget that the Gawker Network rips video all the time. I suppose you're going to tell me the MLB must just be the only one that cares when you do that?
Cool. Just what I wanted. A GIF at a shitty framerate with no sound to hear the reactions from the announcers or crowd to experience this cool play. Such is life at BuzzFeed Sports...I mean Deadspin.
If the bride wants it to match she has to pay for it. Otherwise he will wear pressed, clean suit in either black, grey, brown, or navy blue, and she will deal with it. Tell her he will be happy to step aside during photographs or keep to the back if that is her concern.
It's nice to see something nice happen to the young kid sitting center court in row 15.
Are we sure that wasn't just a mini-stroke?
My theory is that every post-2000s Disney movie is a spinoff of Frasier.
The coupon did not have an expiration date, however, and so our lazy friend took it to a grocery store to try to use it. You won't believe what happens next!
That's easy to say now.
Haha, yes!! Great song.