The Atlanta Hawk looks like a dove. Makes sense.

Hmmm, I don't know how I feel about this article. In some ways I wish it weren't written, because as much as I like to think I am an above-it-all, body-positive, empowered feminist lady who doesn't take shit from unrealistic societal expectations, reading this just made me feel bad. While I objectively know that it…

It says that you are at risk for the condition if you are above that threshold, and that it is not in and of itself a magic number. Your contention is essentially yelling at a street sign warning that you are at risk of being hit by a car if you jaywalk, shouting, NO, YOU AREN'T HIT BY A CAR IF YOU JAYWALK.

"at risk for alcohol use disorder" does not equal "2 beers a day and you have a problem". Learn to parse medical language more carefully.

I think of it like..
If it's negatively affecting your life, and you can't stop. Then you have a problem.
Pretty simple

Ummm...

That isn't what it says.

Well, what kind of customer is this?

He didn't want to rule Los Angeles. He wanted to play for a team that had a chance to win in the near future.

Missing the point completely

"Here comes Paul. Look at Paul. Up and down he goes."

Yes! Because Houston (being in the south) must be so intolerant!
Also, who is Mayor Annise Parker?

You know, I've held my tongue for a long time but I have to say that I'm sick and tired of this stuff being normalized and shoved in our faces and we are supposed to accept it like it's ok and natural. Well I refuse to. Playing an NFL game over a dirt baseball infield is an abomination and I won't have it broadcast…

"Listen, those guys that we're talking about were unbelievable teammates. And if you wanted to go to war with someone, you would get those guys first. Because I have never seen tougher guys than those guys," said Pro Bowl linebacker Lamar Lathon, who starred at the University of Houston. "And everybody in the locker…

When it comes to software? yes. Otherwise I have a website you need to go to and click on every single link for me.

Week $53: Spend $1,378 on some really awesome shit

Card's against Humanity is funny the first three times you play it, but it gets old quickly.

Hey you fucking muppet, did you read the second sentence in my OP? If not, run it back and try one more time. Focus real hard this time around.

The best holiday gift for a drinker is a bottle of anything and some goddamn peace and quiet, fer chrissake.

This has been one of the many examples today that illustrate why RedZone is one of the greatest things in the history of ever.