thesneakyewok
TheSneakyEwok
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As someone who bounces between all the consoles and the PC on a regular basis I’ll say this. PCs will always be superior in terms of power, but they will always be inferior when it comes to ease of use and stability. And you have the patience and/or knowledge to deal with that instability when it happens.

DGAF. Rounded edges are ugly and generic and cheap-looking.

Go port-less, cowards. 

I can’t tell if making the lead actress about eleven years old or so would clear up the problem, or make it so much worse . . .

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Should you decide you need to switch to Android, you’d basically have to cancel the card

Mrs. Wheeler’s would-be tryst does 3 things, 2 of which are for her character.

I know a young lady who takes CBD and has just skipped 11th grade. She just aced her PSAT exams. Harvard has already reached out to her with a scholarship.

See, I can make up things too!!

I don’t like Collinsworth much, but I think he’s probably the second-best analyst. That’s really saying something.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

“If a male staff needs to enter a female room, they need to bring in a female employee with them.”

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Coaches all over America have been using headsets for some time now. That shouldn’t make it feel weird.

Texas.

Yeah. This is pretty much a recipe for ruined steak. 

This whole thread is just how not to cook steak. Searing in juices isn't even a fuking thing, searing removes moisture and does absolutely nothing to contain it

A story is posted about a 15-year-old girl being sexually groomed by her mentor and your response is “But she became a stripper!”