I can’t tell if making the lead actress about eleven years old or so would clear up the problem, or make it so much worse . . .

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

I know a young lady who takes CBD and has just skipped 11th grade. She just aced her PSAT exams. Harvard has already reached out to her with a scholarship.

See, I can make up things too!!

I don’t like Collinsworth much, but I think he’s probably the second-best analyst. That’s really saying something.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

“If a male staff needs to enter a female room, they need to bring in a female employee with them.”

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Coaches all over America have been using headsets for some time now. That shouldn’t make it feel weird.

Texas.

Yeah. This is pretty much a recipe for ruined steak. 

This whole thread is just how not to cook steak. Searing in juices isn't even a fuking thing, searing removes moisture and does absolutely nothing to contain it

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

A story is posted about a 15-year-old girl being sexually groomed by her mentor and your response is “But she became a stripper!”

I think this is the best work you’ve done here Chris since I’ve been around and following you. Nice job

Let me guess: the fucking Patriots are going to get him for a song.

Naive, sweet, summer child 

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you...

As a Rockets fan I disagree with all of these reasonable and accurate points.

Neither does swihart