....ever heard of guacamole? 

I feel like Nord’s “birthday” sale comes around more often than Toyotathon.

I feel like Nord’s “birthday” sale comes around more often than Toyotathon.

You’ve clearly never been to a Whole Foods in Texas

Why should he chill out? Putting on this act for his show generates extra traffic, which is his job requirement. Being over the top like this even gets shares and clicks from sites like Deadspin. Total win for Berry and ESPN.

No, this is a man who makes a living generating clicks on his content from people who play a fake football game. You think Berry is personally upset about this? Of course not. If anything, he’s HAPPY about it because it gives him easy content to produce and drive traffic on, including traffic from sites like this.

I know shaming anyone who isn’t a rah-rah supporter of the CDC vaccination schedule is pretty in vogue right now, but Biel is very clearly and obviously not anti-vaxx, she’s anti the CDC schedule, which is fair, and she wants people to make decisions that are best for their specific kids, which is also fair. She’s…

Can’t wait for the HBO documentary to explain all this shit to me.

I tell people ahead of time that if they don’t have the agreed on amount when we meet then I won’t sell to them. Never had an issue.

I haven’t found selling on eBay to be worth it for years now; those seller fees are too much to swallow. CL, FB Marketplace, and Swappa, all work perfectly fine for me.

Rowling is dangerously close to George Lucas territory at this point, we’re close to getting the Special Edition of Harry Potter that gives us Rowling’s “true vision” for the series.

Don’t forget you can also 3D Touch again while in trackpad mode to select text.

I use 3D Touch all the time, it’s one of the best features that is entirely underutilized and under-promoted.

y’all can shit on Bregman, but even his round was entertaining and went down to the wire. He would have advanced without the bonus round rule. Most entertaining Derby in a LONG time to be certain.

I obviously can’t know how many Rockets games you actually watch, but I feel like, based on this comment, that it can’t be all that many. The vast majority of the time, Harden is running relentless pick and rolls, driving to the lane, and making great passes. He averages just under 10 iso possessions a game and those…

Why are Deadspin and literally every other outlet copying and pasting this story excluding one of the most important quotes? Oh, right. Clickbait.

An 85 GSL SE has, and will be, my dream car for many years. There was a mint on eBay in an estate sale a few years back, but I had no money (I still have no money). One day I will somehow manage to own one and my heart will be full.

It’s all about making sure you hit the A gap with a good head of steam.

Well, he had a good run.

I actually never go there, I was just mentioning it for clarity in the article. I think their food is pretty bad so I avoid it. I see almost everything at one of the local Alamo Drafthouses. Food and ambiance are great, the lights slightly up thing bothered me at first but I got over it. They’re building a new one…

MoviePass allows e-ticket purchases for Studio Movie Grill locations. Sinemia sounds really cool, but the value isn’t quite there. If they allowed 4 or 5 movies a month or rolled over credits then I would almost definitely switch. Luckily, I’m self employed and work from home so seeing afternoon showings is no problem…