....ever heard of guacamole? 

“This is in every way an evolution for the iPhone design”

I feel like Nord’s “birthday” sale comes around more often than Toyotathon.

I feel like Nord’s “birthday” sale comes around more often than Toyotathon.

You’ve clearly never been to a Whole Foods in Texas

I’m not worried. Because I’m a grown-ass adult who knows how to wash my hands and not make out with strangers.

Why should he chill out? Putting on this act for his show generates extra traffic, which is his job requirement. Being over the top like this even gets shares and clicks from sites like Deadspin. Total win for Berry and ESPN.

No, this is a man who makes a living generating clicks on his content from people who play a fake football game. You think Berry is personally upset about this? Of course not. If anything, he’s HAPPY about it because it gives him easy content to produce and drive traffic on, including traffic from sites like this.

I feel like no one is mentioning the absolute tribute to 80's movies that the entire series was (which was why I didn’t have an issue with the russians). There were open nods to a wide range of great 80's films, with some outright shot for shot recreations. Just watching it the first time, I saw references to…

I know shaming anyone who isn’t a rah-rah supporter of the CDC vaccination schedule is pretty in vogue right now, but Biel is very clearly and obviously not anti-vaxx, she’s anti the CDC schedule, which is fair, and she wants people to make decisions that are best for their specific kids, which is also fair. She’s…

Can’t wait for the HBO documentary to explain all this shit to me.

I tell people ahead of time that if they don’t have the agreed on amount when we meet then I won’t sell to them. Never had an issue.

I haven’t found selling on eBay to be worth it for years now; those seller fees are too much to swallow. CL, FB Marketplace, and Swappa, all work perfectly fine for me.

Rowling is dangerously close to George Lucas territory at this point, we’re close to getting the Special Edition of Harry Potter that gives us Rowling’s “true vision” for the series.

Don’t forget you can also 3D Touch again while in trackpad mode to select text.

I use 3D Touch all the time, it’s one of the best features that is entirely underutilized and under-promoted.

y’all can shit on Bregman, but even his round was entertaining and went down to the wire. He would have advanced without the bonus round rule. Most entertaining Derby in a LONG time to be certain.

People should be mad at the writers, not Tran; she’s not a bad actress. Rose is a terrible character, but that is in no way her fault.

I don’t think you’re supposed to feel much about them at all, they merely happened to make space for Han and Chewie. Not every movie death has to be personal.

As someone who has desperately loved Star Wars since I was a child I completely disagree. There’s a difference between quickly referencing a Franchise moment and then just as quickly moving on, like Solo did at several points, and beating us over the head with it like the Abrams trilogy has so far. I felt like the…

Solo was the best Star Wars film of the last 20 years, don’t @ me.