Yeah it was crazy. I caught a guy’s side mirror with my side mirror trying to pull into a turn lane in Sharpstown. He came running up and starting beating against my window, second hit the damn thing smashed in.

I’ve lived here my entire life and never had a gun pulled on me and only had my window punched in once.

He opened the game by striking out Biggio/Bell/Bagwell. Insane. I remember being a very angry little 9 year old at the time. Bell was batting almost .400 at the time and struck out twice with no hits that game. Insane.

“Regret your humor! Regret it!!!” - the Internet

Being able to feel every text, email, and whatever else, made me see how useless they mostly were.

#shitpost #clickbait #ohwaitthisisgawkernevermind

Points removed from the Astros radio announcers, who initially and incorrectly believed the infield fly rule applied.

ALLEDGEDLY

Liberty had a pretty solid squad (by Liberty standards) until Curry bounced. I would have enjoyed watching him play more with the Sanders bros.

You should check out Vader’s Vault (http://vadersvault.com/) far superior technology and workmanship. I had been buying UltraSabers since back when they were just gluing blades to LED flashlights, and they haven’t come all that far since then. VV is constantly pushing the envelope on what their sabers can do and the…

Haha the kinja preview of your reply only showed me the first line and I was ready to let my EU fandom rip you a new one. I salute you sir!

Yeah I’ll wear her down eventually. I just want her to think it’s as funny as I do when I tell her to bring me the finest bagels and muffins in all the land :(

Dammit, I should have negotiated for TWW when my wife talked me into Gilmore Girls a couple of years ago. If I had known how much I would love it, I would have worked some mandatory Sorkin in. Alas, I didn’t, and here I sit to this day trying to convince her that occasionally there is a network drama actually worth…

I was behind him in the security line at Hobby airport a couple of weeks ago and he didn’t look too hot. I feel a lot better now though, knowing that he has a boat.

I’ve never understood how Kevin Hart became ingrained as a figure in NBA culture, but I sure hope he accepts this guy’s one-on-one challenge.

I could afford my Apple Watch and I love it. Sure, it could be better in a lot of small ways, but I also think it’s better at what it does than any other smartwatch. It’s become an invaluable part of my daily routine and it looks damn good to boot.

“Can was covered in tape” - pretty much anything not paying for endorsements in professional sports are covered with tape.

No it’s not illegal. There is nothing in the rules prohibiting stickum.

I think Hollywood prefers the term “ambiguously brown”

Does anyone actually like Drake? Not musically, I enjoy his music, but as a person? He seems like that excitable kid that wants to be friends with everyone, but nobody wants to be his friend.