The editing and visual continuity screw-ups were so glaring I couldn’t enjoy the film

You don’t have to, Fitzpatrick already said it. In the video. That you didn’t watch.

You mean that guy that didn’t watch the video and therefore didn’t get the joke?

Ah one of my favorite elements of “group fights”; the good ‘ol “2 guys fighting, three others randomly swing their weapons around at no one until it’s their turn to attack” ploy.

Still can’t play CD’s though, huh?

Sure man, didn’t you see our wildly successful attempt at a Watt Wildcat during the playoffs?

The guys who wait to rush into fights until the cops are already breaking it up are my favorite guys.

I don’t know, there’s some story symmetry in this version because we have Luke entering the Death Star as a boy, then leaving the DSII as a Jedi.

Yeah I did too but then canceled my order. What I really wanted were the gold tinted ones, didn’t want to spend the money on something that wasn’t exactly what I wanted. Spent half an hour trying to check out the LE’s and never got any.

WTF, the limited editions were sold out within the first 12 seconds...

Grill your avocados and roast your garlic and you will live many happy years.

“This game will be decided by Pogs. Gentlemen, prepare your slammers please.”

For when you want to find your favorite grantland authors without digging through ESPN’s shitstorm of a website http://www.imissgrantland.com/

Dream in, my friend, dream in.

Really? Because I love Tarantino and H8 was fantastic in 70mm.

Yes, the symptoms you describe couldn’t possibly be mental illness. I had a buddy who said he had a bad knee, but once I pointed out that he was just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who wouldn’t deal with his conditioning problems, he realized that I was right and he just needed to make better life choices. I sure am…

Stopped buying beer at the grocery store and moved to only having it at friend’s places and restaurants, and almost immediately lost 15lbs. Going from 6+ beers a week to 4-6 a month has definitely made a difference. I primarily drink liquor and wine at home now and the weight has stayed off.

I thought the Cupid Shuffle is why terrorists hate us?

Pastor’s kid here: I can probably still sing most of the songs from the Bibleman shows. Despite this, I somehow managed to lose my virginity in high school.

Dramatic Weight Increase