The guys who wait to rush into fights until the cops are already breaking it up are my favorite guys.

Grill your avocados and roast your garlic and you will live many happy years.

“This game will be decided by Pogs. Gentlemen, prepare your slammers please.”

For when you want to find your favorite grantland authors without digging through ESPN’s shitstorm of a website http://www.imissgrantland.com/

Dream in, my friend, dream in.

Yes, the symptoms you describe couldn’t possibly be mental illness. I had a buddy who said he had a bad knee, but once I pointed out that he was just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who wouldn’t deal with his conditioning problems, he realized that I was right and he just needed to make better life choices. I sure am…

Stopped buying beer at the grocery store and moved to only having it at friend’s places and restaurants, and almost immediately lost 15lbs. Going from 6+ beers a week to 4-6 a month has definitely made a difference. I primarily drink liquor and wine at home now and the weight has stayed off.

I thought the Cupid Shuffle is why terrorists hate us?

Dramatic Weight Increase

You don’t see the ads because companies haven’t paid for that ad space, they’ve only paid for the tv space. Start selling tv ad spots and it solves the problem.

No problem, glad we both learned something! Here’s a link to the case book in case you’re like me and want to nerd out on rules examples.
http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/.eleme…

But he doesn’t get both feet in before he receives the ball. He barely has one foot down as he catches the ball, catches it, gets the other foot in, shuffles around a bit, then shoots it.

Okay, I’ll be that guy. Shouldn’t that three have been a a turnover? Don’t you need to be established in-bounds with two feet before you can touch the ball?

Trebek is the original and greatest troll.

Can we stop perpetuating the “Luhnow didn’t change his password” myth? It says right there in the documents that he used a “similar, albeit obscure” variation. How many people out there have had to do the regular password update for work accounts, so you just add a number or capitalize a letter or something? How many…

No, that’s hacking. Hackers almost never use advanced cracking tools to access personal accounts like this. They use phishing schemes or social engineering to get your password or authorize a reset.

Somehow, after 25 years of doing it, last year I stopped chewing my nails. I didn’t even realize that I did it. It probably started with my wife telling me that my nails were too sharp for certain intimate activities, so suddenly well trimmed nails were directly linked to sex in my mind. In fact, not probably, that’s…

I think they did address it. Lopez stuck to his guns and said he trusted his sources that said Allen was actually in Houston. We have Lopez and his sources who claim Allen was here, and Herman claiming he wasn’t. We have no actual evidence beyond that either way.

He’s not running around yelling “I got it first!”, he’s pissed that Herman is calling him a liar. Don’t you get pissed when someone tells everyone you’re a liar and you’re not?

Nick Wright is one of the best sports talk hosts in the country. Josh Innes used to be the town fool, but he’s in Philly now. What did Lopez do wrong? He reported a story confirmed by multiple reliable sources. A story the coach will vehemently deny because if it’s true it was an NCAA violation. Why do you just assume…