thesneakyewok
TheSneakyEwok
thesneakyewok

I’ve loved Tom Herman all season, until I heard this interview. He just lost it and was completely ridiculous.

The only thing that could have made this more perfect is if Marshawn Lynch was in the middle seat.

It’s european.

My Jeep is a 5 blink. I love it.

Tell her she needs to start taking mandatory drug tests every time buy her something.

Man, my white parents stopped paying for anything when I graduated high school. Where do I get some of these parents who pay for all your shit?

To be fair (which I know Deadspin doesn’t like being, it’s one of your charms), Harden saw Terry appear to recover the ball and made a move to go back the other direction, then couldn’t reverse that to cover the layup.

....You don’t think James Harden has talent?

Yeah, well I want Durex to rise up and fight US condom sizing restrictions and invent a better condom in general.

As a man who has never given birth, I can’t speak to to the specifics of your reply as it pertains to childbirth, but as someone with multiple siblings and parents with special needs and a wide variety of medical issues, I can absolutely speak to how I have seen the overwhelming majority of doctors and nurses behave.

Well yeah if you round down.

Dalton: “What’s that smell?”
Watt: “Your upper lip hehehe!!”

Okay okay, I get that MTK sucked, but 8 year old me thought it was the greatest thing ever, and would constantly beg to go over to my friend Chris’s house simply because he had this game. I also played Rebel Assault II religiously and thought it was also one of the greatest games ever made. It was a wonderful time in

I think this almost every day. In Texas, you can get a TxTag for free, you don’t have to pay a fee like EZ Tag, and you can set the refill amount lower. Just get a free tag, keep $10 in the account, then use it when you need it.

“And sometimes we’re paramedics! We drive our little box car around with sirens and flashing lights, and when people get hurt we put them in the car. WE PUT THEM IN THE CAR!”

If you’re ever in Houston and want to come to my church, we meet on Saturday evenings. We sit in camping chairs, hang out, talk about Jesus, then share some beers afterwards. Every couple of months we have service at a local brewery instead. We cuss, smoke, have tattoos, and do our best to love people. Basically we

And they might have, I haven’t tried it with any other games. I just know that I needed a connection for 2K.

Actually I don’t think you can play games without an internet connection. I know this is at least true about NBA 2K16 because when I was out of town for work a couple of weeks ago I had to tether to my phone just to play the local MyPlayer mode.