“[Ciara] was on tour, and I was looking at her in the mirror, and God spoke to me,” Wilson said in an interview with a San Diego pastor.

C’mon God. You tell Bush to start a war, but tell Russell to not bang some hot trim?

Forgot to include garlic. Garlic is a must.

Dude, Trey is one half of a shriveled skin fold on Jerry’s left Nut sac. You really need to shut the fuck up you imbecile.

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Was this an attempt at a joke?

Bob Costas statement: “I sincerely apologize to Pedro Strop for my comments tonight. I got caught up in the moment and said some things I didn’t really mean. I just want Pedro and all the viewers out there to know, there is no god, so praying is useless; and all of Pedro’s deceased relative have entered to the vast…

I understand all about the sacrifices these men made. The t-shirt has very little to do with that. The flag raising on Suribachi long ago ceased being about the men on that island. It’s become a national icon. It’s been echoed hundreds of times over the decades. Are you equally offended each time? To spend time being…

I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.

I need to carry myself a little bit better as far as decision making goes.

And yet another Republican announces his candidacy.

We showed those crazy Russians that you can’t go invading countries on trumped up pretexts.

Now, your trolling is a little unnecessary, and your analogy about Neiman Marcus and Sears is a poor one.

It’s absolutely not a historical certainty that Jesus lived. The Roman records have no listing, even on their very well kept execution logs, of a person named Jesus (or a name that translates to it).

It’s the second coming of America’s favorite unabort fetus Tim Tebow. He is risen.

His religion is what’s so wrong with this country. He’s in bed with every fucking vicious crackpot Christianist cult in the country particularly James Dobson’s hatefest. He’s a poser asshole who hides behind Jesus to explain why he’s a fucking hateful, bigoted religious fuckwit. I only wish there were a god so that he…

Why isn’t “Because God is dead and nothing matters” on this list

I’m guessing most would like to see him get his completion percentage over 50% and wouldn’t give 2 fucks if he worshiped a hamster fetus in a jar.

It was actually Chip’s evil twin Dale who signed Tebow.