That's not what a pioneer wears. It's what a victim of misogyny wears.

If she dies while wearing this silly oppressive costume she gets to go to heaven as a martyr where she will get to service 40 virgin men .... or something like that.

I say we encourage them to remove symbols of oppression and subservience, not cater to such lunacy.

If you're saying that the statements that are explicitly pro-slavery don't "mean" that the Bible is pro-slavery, then why do the anti-gay statements "mean" that the Bible is anti-gay? That's my point. The Bible itself is pretty clear on both, but modern Christians have had to change the stance on slavery to keep up…

I dunno, the Bible is pretty clearly pro-slavery.

Except it should never be made with vodka.

That Eat The Ball bread thing reminded me of David Cross' "Squagels" bit (starts @ 02:51, though the Heaven bit is pretty great, too):

This is not the first time he's made quick work of a young person's future...

Bill Simmons must be played by Ellen Degeneres

He's sadly passed on but Vincent Schiavelli is the perfect Jeff Van Gundy.

Wilson: I don't know what happened. I thought I put the ball there. I don't know though. He cut inside. I don't know if 21 was on top or underneath. I think he just went around him.

Aaaaand I just realized that Fowler and Davis aren't the same guy.

I made a similar comment to my wife last night - it was almost like God planned to take Russell Wilson down a peg on the world stage, and that was the only reason that the Hawks beat the Packers.

The weirdest part about the play, and the result, was that it made it seem like God wasn't even watching the game.

Where's your God now, Russell?

What the fuck is going on lately with these WASPy-ass shouting heads attempting to knead their personal religious beliefs into shitty sports metaphors? I mean, Kurt Warner, Curt Schilling, and now this guy?! All since November 2014?

Eight out of ten Americans believe in angels, so I'm not really sure what these charts prove.